special needs haircut

One of the best possible pranks you can pull on someone who gets too drunk and falls asleep at a party. Various forms are possible but depend largely on the pre-existing haircut, the position the recipient has passed out in, how unconscious they are and the hair cutting devices available.

The classic is the bowl cut - hair above the ears is left untouched, hair below the ears is badly shaved down to about number 2. Ths should ideally be lopsided with a meander at the back of the head for maximum "specialness".

nb. it is a mortal sin to pull this prank on a woman due partly to the fact that all women everywhere will feel such sympathy for her that you will never get laid again, but mostly because women should never, ever have short hair.

Dude 1: Urgh, where am I? What time is it?

Dude 2: *Laughs uncontrollably*

Dude 1: (touching head) What? Huh? Why's my head shaved? Where's the mirr... A FUCKING SPECIAL NEEDS HAIRCUT??

by Mr. Cardboard November 6, 2011

brb mom needs me

holy cow i have to go to the bathroom

When Sidney and i were talking on Facebook i discovered i really had to pee. So i typed "brb mom needs me" and ran to the bathroom

by prettyflyforawhiteguy September 5, 2009

Needs to Call Enzyte

Another way to say sombody is unhappy. Those smiling people on the Enzyte commercials are scary.

Looks like Tom over there needs to call Enzyte. He's been really upset lately.

by The Overmind July 6, 2004

pull more tail than a special needs kid at a petting zoo

another way of saying a guy gets laid a lot tail haste two contexts in this fraise the first one is referring to pussy the next one is the tail of a dog or something that special needs kids will pull on if the animal try's to escape there petting

ian: yeah bro next last year when i whent to college i pull more tail than a special needs kid at a petting zoo

chris: yeah buddy

by Rocheman4280 August 31, 2013

needs more gabber

This term is often used when someone with alternative tastes is dissatisfied with the music on offer at an event. Quite often the person using this term has somewhat questionable taste in music.... and may well be French.

"The fore skin festival needs more gabber"

by totes_awesome November 1, 2007

needledick

One who suffers from "Dinky Wang Syndrom"

Jeremy is suffering from needledick.

by Anthony January 1, 2004

Needs a pony

Southern England pervert slang meaning you're looking for an Italian prostitute. Adding an age to the request means years of experience

Swith needs a pony. Looking for one thats about 8 - 10 years old. Anywhere in Britain is ok I think.

by HGFB August 2, 2006