poked in the nuts

A technical term describing a piece of software or hardware which has failed in spectacular fashion.

Steve: Hey Matt, how come I can't get to the urban dictionary?
Matt: Fuck, looks like the the god damn router is poked in the nuts again.

by Sambosa June 24, 2005

spunk nut

A man who has his hair dyed peroxide blond making it a similar colour to cum.

Darren move your spunk nut, I can't see the footie

by Andrew Wood January 17, 2007

nut flap

to move your hips up and down in a humping motion so that your scrotum swings up and down giving the appearance of your "nuts flapping".

I saw robert in the hall today doing the nut flap.

by Alden aka Ginger July 28, 2008

Nuts Landing

1. Area on a Female, between Hole 1 and Hole 2, where your nuts smack during intercourse. 2. Similar to Taint

Name derived from Knots Landing (TV Show)

Unbeknown to the owner, Nuts Landing was destroyed by a barrage of testicles.

by FrippSymbi2 March 8, 2005

Pluck a' Nut

(n) To reduce or minimize testosterone-driven stress, tension, or frustration—sexual or otherwise—through any means necessary, including but not limited to masturbation, anal penetration with inanimate objects, or extended sessions of Call of Duty play.

Pluck a' Nut

Boyle: SHOOG! Hurry the fuck up, we’re running late!

Kat: HEY, you need to fucking cool it—go Pluck a’ Nut why don’t you.

Boyle: *sigh* Okay—have you seen my lotion? I think we’re out of zucchini.

by TacomaBeags June 6, 2011

nut-busting

Nut-busting is when you are busting a nut. Also known as an orgasm or ejaculation.

I shot several loads during that nut-busting!

by theJeremiah July 16, 2005

No Nut November

Torture brought upon mankind to separate the men from the boys. Only 1 in every 100 000 guys survives the entire 30 day period. You probably have already lost, haven't you?

Stay strong men. We must slay these thots once and for all.

Person 1: Hey, how's No Nut November going for you?
Person 2: I lasted 45 minutes.

by asspenis7 November 2, 2019