Mr. PIB

PIB = princess in bed. Mr. PIB is a name for a guy who's selfish in bed and only cares about his own sexual pleasure. He frequently instructs his partner what to do in order to maximize his pleasure. I'll bet you'd prefer the soda.

"DEEPER!"
"Okay, Mr. Pib. I'm practically choking here, but anything to get you off."

by Mrs. Pib July 19, 2009

Mrs. White

a word describing a very bipolar person who seems to continousily P.M.S.ing

well dang, robert and chandler got in trouble again by another mrs. whiteISH person

by innocent student September 15, 2009

Mr. Lesbian

A prominent heterosexual male attracted to hot lesbian females. ie. 98% of the male population.

It's okay. Think of it as a loophole, I'm Mr. Lesbian so technically, you're still a lesbo.

by Thai M. October 12, 2005

mr. gruber

Noun. A man who seems to think that health is supposed to be a real class, who thinks he is the hottest shit in the world, and who thinks he is liked by people

Also... Verb. To be put into health class.
(to be grubered)

Mike: What do you have next period
Tim: I've got Mr. Gruber, damn it.
Mike: Hahahaha. You got Grubered

by Bingo Bango Champ October 4, 2010

Mr. Akai

"My name is Mr. Akai" is a code used by KKK klansmen tell other klansmen that they are also part of the KKK. It is an acronym for A klansman am I. It is used in response to the statement, "I am looking for Mr. Ayak."

A klansman walks into a bar and yells out "I am looking for a Mr. Ayak."

A fellow klansman responds, "My name is Mr. Akai."

Since their "secret code" is now on urbandictionary, a group of negroes hears them say this and they continue to beat the shit out of and/or rape the couple.

by bLiTcH January 9, 2008

Mr snelling

Works at Guiseley high school is the biggest nonce and likes birds (apart from seagulls they apparently don’t exist) if you disagree with him he stares at you and fingers your bum hole overall he is the standard bald nonce and he is from down south so he is “hard” so you “shouldn’t mess with me”

mr snelling is a world class nonce that works as a business teacher at Guiseley high school

by User847474838 February 26, 2020

Mr. Magooing

A description of moving through the world without being able to adequately see one’s environment, as the cartoon character Mr. Magoo did, which ultimately led to many outwardly humorous but significantly serious and compromising situations.

I watched him laughing and moving easily through the busy open market, not really understanding the true situational danger or how vulnerable he was to be Mr. Magooing it like this!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 22, 2020