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Mud Moling

Going Mud Moling means performing anal. To Mud Mole is to insert oneself inside the anus of a coworker or dear friend or mistress. A mud mole could be the aftermath of your penis after going mud moling. Mud moling should be an Olympic sport.
"Bro I mud moled your sister last night. It was all her idea to go mud moling. Turns out it wasn't her first time."

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by Natef Warrior January 25, 2021
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jeff molina

Jeff Molina is an MMA fighter currently fighting in the UFC’s flyweight division. He is the best looking flyweight and sources say he has the biggest dick in entire UFC.
Did you watch Jeff Molina’s fight? He’s a title contender for sure.
by Oak Clif Killer November 23, 2021
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God morning

Online learning be like:
Teacher: Good morning class!
Student A: Good morning!
Student B: Good morning!
Student C: God morning!
All the other students: wtf
by Suawd December 5, 2021
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Good morning

A phatic expression (used as a greet or "small talk" for its own sake) for which I have an unaffected scorn. When I get up in the mornings, I have no desire to tell people good morning. I just want to be left alone. It's so annoying because half the time the people who say this are just random people at school like teachers who don't actually care, and only say it out of some moral obligation, and you're coerced into saying it back out of the same moral obligation and unbreakable social decency. I have social anxiety and really just don't want to talk to anyone. If it's said by someone who may actually give a shit, like family members or friends, then fine, but if it's stupid teachers who don't even acknowledge you but the first 10 seconds in the morning that they see you, then the phrase itself can go to Hell for all I care.
by Magic kitty April 29, 2022
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saturday morning cartoons on the telly

A telly with saturday morning cartoons on it. the nick fairy has his telly service taken away for scaling peoples gutters and turning them into dairy queen specials.
My siblings and i were watching saturday morning cartoons on the telly 🧐
by Fucas (foo-kis) June 25, 2022
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Early Morning Cannonball

A massive shit that you take upon rising in the morning. Could happen after a night of drinking with the lads or some Mexican food from hell
Bloke 1: “I heard you banged Kate back at her crib last night”
Bloke 2: “Oh indeed, it’s a good thing I left before she saw what I did to her bathroom, left a nice early morning cannonball in there!”
by JordanBelfort350 October 1, 2022
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