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Swimming Sex Machine

This is when you take your girl to the beach, proceed to insert your penis into her vagina and while one, in sync you swim together and eventually find yourself in a riptide which makes it all the more fun. And after a certain amount of time the males penis becomes prune so it makes this activity a difficult one to pull off
Oh Max was a swimming sex machine!
by rozennn June 2, 2018
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Filtered vending machine

Any woman who uses filters and angles on the majority of her pics to look doable but in real life she's big, heavy, chock full of unhealthy snacks, might make you happy for a little bit but you're never really satisfied and you'll just be ashamed of yourself later. In some cases the term "catfish" could be used if it wasn't actually the same person in a tweaked pic.
My date turned out to be a "filtered vending machine"
Even spam swiping the best I get are "filtered vending machines"
by BrigadereCensored November 22, 2018
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bonk's meme machine

A godly figure, who mows down motorcycles.
Fuck, not again! Bonk's Meme Machine double boosted that fucking guy!
by Zacoochie August 13, 2019
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Hungarian vending machine

When you take a frozen snickers bar and insert into a woman’s vagina, and then proceed to eat said snickers bar.
“Bro, we had a 4 way with these two Canadian flight attendants last night, they were wild.”

“Oh nice dude! How was it?”

“It was nuts, I gave one of them the old Hungarian vending machine”

Hell yeah bro, was it regular or dark chocolate?”
by DAL to MUC October 25, 2019
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Serbian Washing Machine

When you hire a Serbian prostitute and when you start fucking her start spinning her around at and extremely rapid pace in a motion like a washing machine.
Come her blyat I'mma make you a fucking Serbian washing machine.
by bathtub69 March 10, 2020
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The Persian Vending Machine

The act of ejaculating into a womans mouth, having her gargle it, proceeding to insert 4 quartes into her vagina (rectum if male) and having her sneeze it into your mouth. Keep in mind that pennies, nickels, and dimes will be spat back out.
Jim: Dude! Shes a total slut! I had her give me the persian vending machine!

John: Gross
by Manhandler123 March 30, 2020
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customer service machine

Somebody who supplies exceptionally high levels of customer service throughout the day
Bro have you seen him? He's like a customer service machine!
by Michael CSM September 7, 2020
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