twat monster

a vagina that commonly eats penis like a monster, frequently and sloppy. more commonly know as a hooker, $5 hoe, or hotel girlfriend.

Did you see that thing on the corner? Yea she was such a twat monster.

by humpty fuckin dumpty March 13, 2009

Green monster [drugs] [pills]

lang term for a pill called calanzapam and is use to get high or help panic attacks

WHOOO!!! I poped some green monster drugs pills last night and i dont know what happened

by Btimmz October 16, 2008

one-eyed monster

in the 1950's one-eyed monster was a very popular nick name given to the bulging televisions of the time. It is also a slang name for a camera.

Are you watching that One-Eyed Monster again Marge?

by Patrick London July 18, 2006

monster slam

1 (v.) the act of taking a huge dump (sometimes refered to as a "Mason slam").
2 (n.) a giant pile of feces.

1. Stop at the next gas station, I have to take a monster slam.
2. The monster slam clogged the bathroom toilet.

by Mason Bonar February 7, 2006

monster shlong

When your penis is extremely enormous soft

Dang my man jimmy has a monster shlong!!!

by Masturbationmaster69 November 6, 2017

Monstercockdeesha

A Girl who loves to give it to guys. She has a monster cock and will make ur asshole bleed. She has a lot of hoes and many STDs. She loves guys who’s name is harith.(she’s a shemale)

Hareem: man harith I’m telling you, your girl is a monstercockdeesha!
Harith: she might be, but she’s great at hitting it from the back 😀

by Harith lover 101 March 24, 2020

pubic monster

When the happy trail transcends the basic amount of hair and a direct continuation of the pubic hair become a living life force able to think and move on its own.

Look out! It's a PUBIC MONSTER!

by randomguy010 March 6, 2008