Damion's Mom

Somebody who has has sexual intercourse with everybody in the school.

Dude 1: "who did you hook up with last night?"

Dude 2: "Oh just a usual Damion's Mom."

Dude 1: "Oh really ME TOO!"

by Rob 87 Gronkowski May 17, 2016

soccer mom

The inventors of some of the most decadent things to come in the world such as the minivan, V-chip, ESRB and censorship.

Too bad the soccer mom doesn't exist so we don't have to deal with this useless shit.

by R.F June 4, 2012

Mom Mood

A sudden, unexpected bipolar swing from your mother. She goes from being warm, friendly, generous, loving, and sweet to a quiet, pissed off beotch who drills you on personal details and gets angrier if you don't answer. Her hands may clasp behind her back in an obvious fashion. She'll respond with answers like "K" and "...very nice." Her intent is to make you feel like you have something to be sorry about even though you most likely did nothing.

We experienced heavy mom mood when I came home from the concert.

by Djsdj June 19, 2011

dad mom

the ultimate parent

youre such a dad mom

by killerkid123 November 12, 2019

bio mom

Biological parent; mother who gave birth to the child

bio mom

by Olivia Lalla March 9, 2016

Your Mom

a fucking way overused "joke" for 8-12 year olds in elementary and middle school/junior high.

Joe: "What did you do yesterday?"
Bill: "Your Mom!"

Josh: "Whats up?"
Jimmy: "Your Mom!"

Bob: "Who are you?"
Fred: "Your Mom!"

by TheDankMaster69 June 2, 2017

mom-aholic

The common trend of single mothers who are unable to fully free themselves from motherhood, thus stifling growth in any relationship she tries to establish.

"You don't care about my children!"
"Of course I do, it's just that we never get to spend time together alone. You're a mom-aholic."

by Lovekraft February 3, 2009