Mike 

Mike, an insanely hilarious doof that I will love forever. I don't know what I'd ever do without Mike. I know I had my chance to grasp his love, but I was oblivious. Mike is a guy who could probably literally make you die laughing. I should have taken him when I had the chance. If you have a Mike in your life who loves you, risk your dignity for him. Who knows, it could end up being the best decision you've ever made.

Mike: * hints that he likes me*
Me: * oblivious*

(3 weeks later)
Mike: *has a girlfriend*
Me: ;-;

Mike by dorkloaf97 December 27, 2018

mike 

He is milord. He is amazing, perfect and precious. He has a really cute dog. He loves and supports the people around him. He is just perfect ❤️
He is practically fluent in french btw.

Who is the guy who makes the best dumplings?
Oh, its mike!

mike by beatsabergirl July 14, 2019

Mike 

A complete asshole. And usually likes it in the butt.

Wow did you hear mike took a 13 incher in the butt.

Mike by How mama October 24, 2019

Mike 

A petty guy who enjoys Urban Dictionary way too much. His proudest moment is when a definition he put up for someone's name just to make a point actually gets published.

"This bitch just put my name on Urban Dictionary as a bunch of insults!"
"Damn, he's so petty-- must be a Mike"

Mike by sfdk November 5, 2019

Mikeila 

Mikeila is a hot person and can steal your man. She likes to brag and can be popular if wanted to. Mikeila is sassy,hot,cute,mean,kind, and kinda smart. If you spot a Mikeila you should try to be her friend because she is the loyalist person you can find. And it's produced Makayla. And she is picky about the people she dates.

I have a friend Mikeila and she is a really good person and is a model.

Mikeila by Chatty chatty November 27, 2019

MikeGoesBoomed 

Its the act of buying a Anime Girl mask for the Girl your fucking then uttering the words "Hello my name is MikeGoesBoom and welcome back to more War Thunder" and afterwards abandoning her for 2 months besides when she has new stuff to offer.

"Oh man I just MikeGoesBoomed this hot af girl last night."

MikeGoesBoomed by DoccyBoi May 29, 2020

Mike of the Faist 

A true cinnamon roll. American-actor-person. Faist is well known for originating the roles of Morris Delancey in the Broadway musical Newsies, and Connor Murphy in the Broadway musical Dear Evan Hansen. He got nominated for, but did not win, a Tony for his role of Connor, and has won Broadway.com audience choice award(s). He is amazing, and his hair is beautiful.

Mike of the Faist is a true cinnamon roll.

Oh my gosh! I met THE Mike of the Faist! (I wish)

Mike of the Faist by Michael_Dew_Red January 4, 2021