mikeyonnia

the name mikeyonnia is unique the girl who has this name in precious with a pure heart she loves to give and is very funny also very emotional just know she’s a lovable person

mikeyonnia is beautiful

by mikeyonnia November 21, 2021

Mikey the soccer dad

Mikey is the absolute definition of a soccer dad there is no doubt about that. if you ever encounter a Mikey run! Mikey is also a drag queen..

Guy; Are you a soccer dad?

you: no I'm a Mikey the soccer dad

guy: oh

by xxx._The_gurl_next_door_.xxx April 20, 2022

Philthy Mickelson

Phil Mickelson, the famous golfer, is less well known for being a little bitch who refused to sign an autograph for /u/Checkers10160. He also gave /u/grismas aunt the clap and has become immortalised in this nifty little euphemism.

My aunt was on the receiving end of a Philthy Mickelson. I'm not sure she will recover.

by Do_not_reply_to_me October 1, 2017

pulled a mikey

When you get caught hitting on a coworker’s girlfriend, so you quit without a two weeks notice to avoid the awkwardness.

Boss: Where is Doug? His shift started thirty minutes ago!

Worker: Didn’t you hear? We’re one person short today because he pulled a mikey!

by Twhopper January 3, 2019

Being a Mikey

Sucking the absolute shit out of someone dick for clout.

Stop sucking him ur being a Mikey

by Mikeyisafagbag May 2, 2020

Mikey

Mikey a short jewish kid wich thinks he can skate board also thinks he's the shit,brags about dimeisa liking him and just lurks around dj and thomas and takes all your songs .

thomas: lets go skate

dj: okaiii

mikey: im comin too

by shortiidemii August 10, 2009

a bag of mikey

when you feel like you shouldn't be alive anymore.

I stepped in dog shit, and now my shoes smell like a animal farm! i feel like a bag of mikey!

by Seymore Filipe February 9, 2008