Dirty Mando

When you climb on her from behind and lay your cock flat on her back like a rocket, then splooge into her hair and then use the jizz to form her hair into baby yoda ears. Also known as a Grogu

Yeah man I asked her if she wanted to see how big my dick could Grogu, and then I gave her a Dirty Mando. And now she hates Star Wars.

by HowdyPunk December 10, 2020

mandrill

A large dildo used for anal sex-play between gay men.

"I'm going to make him bleed with my mandrill tonight."

by Marla Thomas September 10, 2008

manda

A combination of a man and a panda. A man by day, and a panda by night. Usually the husband of some chick named Alison. They have been known to cook meals for their wives only wearing an apron.

John: My tail is hard.
Alison: Um, tail?
John: Yes, my tail.
Alison: What the hell...
John: Well, I am a manda.
Alison: I thought you're name was John.
John: Not Amanda, a - manda.
Alison: Be my panda bitch?
John: Certainly.

by pandamonium December 31, 2008

Mandela

The most prestigious type of self gratification, a "mandela" is the act of masturbation while incarcerated. Due to the isolation and semi private room, the Mandela is a must for prison stays of any length. Named so aptly after Nelson Mandela who through years of jail time probably beat off over a speculated 100,000 times.

"Dude what did you do while you were in the drunk tank for 3 hours last night?"

"I just pulled a Mandela and passed out."

by Jake Tyler Brigance February 18, 2008

Mandick

A child or teen who has a penis exceeding the national average of 5.88 inches.

"Jimmy is huge" said tom. "Yeah, he hhas a mandick." Responded Tyler perry.

by LargeandinCharge October 25, 2014

Mandem

It is a British slang for a group or gang of boys especially a big or shady looking group.

Yo look at that massive mandem

by Miz-San October 8, 2018

mandog

: referring to a very good friend, one with best friend status.

"I'm thirsty, hand me that beer MANDOG".

by Axel Rubbins May 27, 2004