I'm Straight

An informal way to refuse a kindly offer of a minor thing.

"Would you like matches?"
"Na I'm straight, I got a lighter."

by Steven Leonardo Clifford February 24, 2008

i'm crying

1. Used as a response to something extraordinarily ridiculous and/or funny NOTE: most people are not actually crying when sending this

2. Used as a response to something extraordinarily sad; something that brings you into a sobbing fit NOTE: most people probably are on the verge of tears in this case

1. Person One: "lol check out this gif I made of Phil and Dan"
Person Two: "what is that omg I'm crying"

2. Person One: "check out this fan comic of the death of half of your OTP lol"
Person Two: "I LITERALLY HATE YOU SO MUCH WHY WOULD YOU SEND THAT IM CRYING RN ASDFGHJKL"

by Carvictory95 June 9, 2016

m.A.A.d

An acronym created by Kendrick Lamar referring to where he grew up. He never told anyone what it meant, however, he revealed that the meaning is mentioned somewhere in his album. The meaning is unveiled at the end of the song, M.A.A.d City.

"Compton, USA. Made me an Angel on Angel Dust." -Kendrick Lamar, m.A.A.d City.

by Maybe It's Me July 19, 2014

Basically I'm Gay

A 45-minute masterpiece by YouTuber Daniel Howell where he officially comes out as gay. In this video, he shares many important things, including some of his difficult childhood experiences and thoughts on labeling sexuality. At the time of posting he had over 6 million subscribers. Many people found this video incredibly powerful and, in result, the phandom was in tears. We are all proud of Dan!

Me: "OMG Dan came out, I'm so happy for him!"
Friend: "I need to watch it what's the video called"
Me: "'Basically I'm Gay'"

by blaise_ June 28, 2019

Nah dude I'm fine

Common expression of disagreement from a shitfacedindividual on their current level of shitfacedness.

Guy 1: You sure you can drive? You're pretty drunk, you can't even walk!

Guy 2: Nah dude I'm fine. *pukes in Guy 1's lap*

Guy 1: Fuckin drunktard...

by st1kypalmz December 12, 2009

i.w.y.t.f.m.u.i.c.w

I want you to f##k me until I can't walk
Can be used while texting

"Anna sent me I.W.Y.T.F.M.U.I.C.W, what does that mean man?"
"Brooo your lucky you got a freak freak"

by Dam1020 January 27, 2020

I’m bored

So am I and everyone that searches this

Immmmmmmm booooooooooooreeed really I’m bored

by CantThinkOfUserName September 20, 2018