lorch

Any one of a hybrid species of indigestible poisons found in the eastern United States. It typically has the appearance of a half-eaten feces sample encased in regurgitated meatloaf. Although it may appear to be horrid, ugly, violent, and sluggishly stupid, looks in this case are not deceiving in the least. A lorch was last spotted in the United States, where it reportedly tried to defecate upon a rose petal and subsequently fainted of rectal hemmhoraging.

A lorch, upon seeing its reflection in a pond, may suddenly lose its petals and morph into acidic yeast mold.

by malkovish November 9, 2003

lunchbox

1) A box to keep food, especially a lunch. Often found at schools, picnics and such.
2) Someone fat who looooves to eat, such as Silent Bob from such films as "Jay and Silent Bob strike back"

1) "In my lunchbox I've got some bread..."
2) "Yo! Lunchbox, come over here!"

by Snoogans December 28, 2005

LunchBox

When a women stuffs her vagina with miscellaneous foods

"My wife loves to say she is packing my lunchbox , when she is actually stuffing her vagina with fruit."

by IFGODWASONEOFUS February 1, 2015

Larchmont Yacht Club

A rich club on the southeastern Long Island sound that a bunch of loud, obnoxious party crazed kids belong to. Most of the club sails and most of the sailors are very good. They have tennis and paddle, swimming and diving. They are a rich af club with rich af members in a rich af town.

"Those Larchmont Yacht Club kids are being real loud and annoying." "yeah but they sure are good sailors"

by sailorgurl4evs February 24, 2015

Bum Lunch

having a meager lunch similar to that which a hobo might consume on any given summer day. Usually cooked using primitive means

Bum 1:I just spent two hours cooking some hot dogs in a shoebox lined with tin foil. Want one?

Bum 2:Heck yes!Bum lunch rocks!

by TheMidnightGolfers April 30, 2010

Hot Lunch

to drop the biggest ass log ever in somebody's mouth

-how was your lunch man?
-Bitchin
-Was it hot?
-Oh yeah

by n-sanity July 12, 2004

lunch and learn

When everyone in an office stands in a circle with the employee whose phone extension is "150" in the middle. The employee is then pushed, shoved, beaten, kicked, and stomped until he cannot stand up. After that, the office employees all give him a golden shower at once. The next day, you take him to lunch and tell him you are sorry and that he can participate in Lunch and Learn the next time an employee has that phone extension. That is the learning part of the lunch.

Alan is attending the office's Lunch and Learn tomorrow because his phone extension is "150".

by Jane Harvick and Partners October 10, 2007