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Leftover Cream Corn

The act of ejaculating from your penis into your hand, then lubricating your cornhole with warm gooey jizz.
My boyfriend came on my hand so I decided to give him some leftover cream corn.
by Satantouchedme667 March 28, 2015
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left field bitch

The "left field bitch" is a female part of a large group of females (3 or more) who is generally not as good looking as her friends. This causes her to be jealous, bitter, and short tempered. The term "left field" derives from the sport of baseball, but is used in this case to support how "far away" or "unexpected" the actions are of this female.
Friend 1: Dude, I totally got shut down by that group of girls. This bitch came out of left field and told me to go f*** off. I wasn't even talking to her.

Friend 2: Bro, that's called a left field bitch. Every group of girls has at least one of them. They ruin the fun for everyone.
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liberal left

democrat no question here *cough* MSNBC *cough*
"We'll show you what we mean by the "Liberal Left"
by epcigamereee November 8, 2020
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The Left can't Meme

Creator of the top definition here. Wanted to try and clarify my older definition now that it's been mulling over for everyone a while now, and clear up some misunderstandings. So here we go.

The Left Can't Meme is indeed an immutable fact. But why does it occur? Well the statement has never been an attempt to 'politicize meme culture' as some, left leaning or otherwise, try to posit. It is in fact the opposite. The Left Can't Meme is rather an attempt to POINT OUT the needless politicizing of memes, it being done the majority of the time by left leaning people. The Left Can't Meme as a statement, as a law, has never been about making the case of memes needing to be 'The Left vs The Right', it has always been a defiant declaration of 'The Left vs Everybody, including normal leftists who just want to look at memes'. Do cringy, politically-charged, righteously indignant memes come from people other than Leftists? Yes of course, but the vast, VAST majority of the time when there's a meme that looks like something straight out of a politician's propaganda folder, it's a Leftist who made it. The problem with this law is that it simply will never stop being true, because there will always be people who see memes as a platform for their own righteous indignance, rather than the symbol of humour they were meant to be.

The only thing to be done is for normal people with a sense of humour to point out these political memes and denounce them for what they are: Cringe.
Leftist: >Makes cringe political meme
Rightist: >Makes cringe political meme
Normal human: "These are both equally bad. The Left Can't meme"
by Dankulous Memeulon September 16, 2023
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It's left

being incorrect, not just wrong but being so very wrong.
That's so wrong it's left, cuz it ain't right.
by |}ark |<night October 10, 2006
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right or left?

an sarcastic way of asking a person which ass cheek they prefer to start kissing first
I understand that you may be a little unhappy that you were not able to scam me out of my money but I can offer you one consolation prize-right or left?
by dkarez4u June 24, 2010
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UP 'n' LEFT

A slang term referring to people who live in the upper northwest region of the United States, specifically those living in the Pacific Northwest. Often used by local rappers in the Seattle, Washington area.

Sometimes used in combination with the specific area code for the city of a persons home town.
Hey, where are you from?

I'm from Washington state.

Really? Me too.

Right on, stay down for the up 'n' left
by The dog pound September 1, 2013
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