promised land

boobs or pussy

I'd love to touch her promised land

by Dana Mix August 17, 2003

Lincoln Land

a small community college in central Illinois known for it's low standards and routinely leading to the drinking problem of underage kids in central illinois, do not ever let your children go there, do not let them "move into town" and go to college in springfield because truth is they will end up dropping out of COMMUNITY COLLEGE and working somewhere at the mall most likely Pacsun or Gloria Jeans Coffee. A few years down the road they will probably obtain a decent state job to support their mediocre lives. If you are ever thinking about saving money and attending a community college for two years DO NOT GO TO LINCOLN LAND, you will never get out alive.

Wow that girl from high school went to Lincoln Land, she must be pregnant, dead, or a coke head.

by springfield=death February 6, 2006

Laked

Laid + Baked = Laked.

That is, when you have sex while very high on marijuana, for example.

I prefer getting laked to laisted...I generally make better decisions that way.

by letsgetlaked March 21, 2011

Landen

A weird person who has a porn addiction and has a different eyebrow color than his hair color

Person 1: That person looks weird
Person 2: He must be a Landen

by W mansssss December 16, 2019

lickalotapus land

The land of lesbian dinosaurs

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?

by cncgeorge June 7, 2005

Swagga Land

another word for Bridgewater Massachusetts.

learn it, love it, live it.

"hey, wheres the party tonight?"
"SWAGGA LAND!"
"bridgewater."

by SWAAAAAAAAAAAGGGAAA! June 17, 2009

lala land

the shitiest shit possible( originates from the movie it self, its so bad that it makes me want to kill myself)

That sandwich is lala land

by Guy1325 January 30, 2018