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light a match

a phrase that can be used during paranormal experiences caused by an external or internal phenomena, phrase will be used in order to express extreme enjoyment of what had occurred. Ideal for those who live in the moment and are thinking of creating a new catch phrase craze. Instead of requesting a high five, pat on the back, or just plain old recognition. One would point and say, "Hey light a match to this." Only on special occasions could one physically light a match while saying this, after saying this, or silently, just lighting a match.
When Phil, Andrew, Matt, and Alex were driving home from Purdue, they were so excited to have survived the crazed driving that instead of kissing the sweet ground, he said, hey light a match to that.

Alex beat Phil so badly in Mario Kart that instead of saying in your face, he looked and said, "Hey light a match to this."
by Phil Persha January 11, 2009
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Close the Light

When someone is just not thinking and says, "Could you close the light?" When, as everyone knows, no one can close a light.
by 48967927634mvyeriyt September 7, 2009
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coors light

(verb) The act of having sex in a canoe, kayak raft or tube. Fucking close to water.
1.I took out the center thwart and we did the coors light for five minutes until I got a hamstring cramp and flipped the boat.

2. well we are out in the middle of this lake and your boring the shit out of me, want to coors light
by wears funny hats March 5, 2009
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lighthouse

Trying to master mind control whilst standing in a corner. Usually looking absent or grinning insanely.
Look at that rob he's got some major lighthousing going on, he's being a real roft.
by robertino smitherino January 27, 2005
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25 lighters

25 lighters is

how you get paid.

Being from H-town and steeped in the culture the prior definition is logistically taxing and inaccurate. . You can’t open a lighter and put anything in them. That’s time consuming and a waste of a lighter. The reason you would have 25 lighters on your dresser is if you sell then you know people go all night. Sometimes the only thing that would stop them is running their lighters down to nothin. Hence. A smart dealer buys lighters in bulk to keep the smokers going til the money runs out. Not the butane.
John: Man, that my jam. DJ DMD, Fat Pat and Lil Keke all went hard on "25 lighters". That shit is a dirty south classic!
by Mjp1411 March 31, 2021
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whack off light

A flashlight with an internal magnet and coil; marketed as a light without batteries to go dead. Performs poorly and requires a vigorous whacking off motion to make the magnet generate as much light as a candle.
The batteries in my Maglite were dead so I had to use my whack off light.
by GSpunk December 14, 2006
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lighter

A device used to make fire so I can burn plants and small children after a tweak it a bit to make the fire really big.
-lights the forest on fire- oooooh pretty flame
by Pyro-boy April 29, 2005
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