Les Jordan

A large man with a disproportionately small penis.

Les Jordan's are neither showers nor growers.

"I thought he was gonna give me the Big D, but ended up getting Les Jordan"

by Big Shawraaaay August 21, 2016

jordan leer

Huge cock
Little balls

Get me a Jordan Leer in here.

by George Bush’s Bush November 24, 2021

jordan poke

when you poke someone who is drunk, and they don't care/notice.

"yo dude i was totaly jordan poked you last night man"

by fuknot June 28, 2008

jordan Busch

i nice extremely short guy who steals your shit

no jordan Busch

by bingus bog April 27, 2022

pulling a Jordan

taking a very long time to get ready, in order to go/do something..

"Dude, we've been waiting for like 45 minutes.."
"He's pulling a Jordan.. might as well sleep, its gonna be another 2 hours.."

by Jack Sears November 7, 2018

jordan orzel

Super hot

Jordan Orzel is so hot

by Luca V May 25, 2017

Jordan Elliott

Like Paulie Bleaker, Mclovin, or that one cool guy you know. Acts like a jackass and is flirtatious

Jessica: you know Joe?
Rachel: Yea! he's such a Jordan Elliott

by Joebichen April 22, 2009