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job gypsy

someone who only stays at a job for a couple of months, and then leaves for a different venture, causing their resume to be super long and full of short-term, random jobs
Employer: Her resume is like five pages long, what a job gypsy
by K-Six April 2, 2014
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hug job

A normal hug, but called a "hug job" in order to make the other person feel awkward
Dude, come here and give me a big hug job!
by laurkim June 1, 2010
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Flash Job

A hand job given with a rave glove while a strobe light is shining on your shlong, with the song "Flashing lights- Kanye west" playing
Bro, last night at the party that slut i was with all night gave me a flash job.

this one time during a flash job, i spouged all over her gloves
by oqueefe November 5, 2011
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point job

To point at a target with one's index finger in a mocking gesture while simulating jerkin' off with the other hand and making orgasmic faces and grunts (Typically done when intoxicated) Abbreviation: "pj" Plural: "pjs"
As we walked by some tools we passed on the street, we gave a couple of point jobs to let em know what we thought of them.
by Chet Liedl December 19, 2003
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slayer job

Referring to the popular game Halo 3, this is possibly the most enjoyable experience a man can have. A slayer job is a blow job while playing a match of Halo, specifically a Slayer match.
"Yo greg bryan got a slayer job"

"lucky. were just playin halo by ourselves like fags. some sausage fest this is"
by asdfasdfs February 23, 2009
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Russian Job

A slang term for titty fuck. To thrust the penis in between a woman's breasts, simulating intercourse.
I hooked up with this girl the other night, and she gave me a Russian Job! It was amazing!
by loop zoop June 7, 2017
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blow job

What happens to experimental 12-year-old boys if left alone around a vacuum cleaner for extended periods of time.
Prepubescent boys all know where to get good blow jobs--the utility closet.
by Lyra April 16, 2006
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