Jeren and Liette

Jeren and Liette are the best couple on earth

"Oh my god! Have you seen Jeren and Liette today? They are perfect for eachother!"

by yekzer October 25, 2023

Uncle-Jesseness

The cure to the current economic crisis in the European nation of Greece. Most easily brought upon by the actor John Stamos.

I don't know why they don't send John Stamos back to Greece, his Uncle-Jesseness could clean that country up real quick.

by DannyKRage May 16, 2012

mighty jensen

A man with an abornormally small penis. Good looks but when he brings the ladies back to bed, they laugh at his small size.

" Haha, he had such a mighty Jensen!! "

by Jiantchocatelace March 2, 2014

flores jersey

to wipe your ass with your teammate's jersey before a baseball game.

Hey Duda! Collins really smells like shit today . Yeah I gave him a Flores Jersey. Don't tell anyone.

by dickf December 14, 2014

New Jersey Clown Car

When you witness four bros going into one bathroom stall to do cocaine

"After I was leaving the stall to take a big shit, there was a New Jersey Clown Car waiting to go in after me."

by Frippertronics September 8, 2016

spoiled jersey girl

A girl that thinks she's so smart but can't wrap her mind around how to fill up a gas tank. She's commonly very pretty but when it comes to simple tasks (example: filling a gas tank) she can not get her pretty little mind to come through with the solution.

Guy 1: Wow that girl is kinda hot you think she's cool.

Guy 2: Yeah but I hear she's a spoiled jersey girl.

Guy 1: Damn she can't pump gas I'm out.

by Walmea Bay February 23, 2017

New Jersey Driveby

When you’re stuck in traffic so you beat off and ejaculate in your hand, then drive up close beside another vehicle and slap your semen-soaked hand onto their window

Oh man, traffic again? I can’t wait to give some random shmuck the old New Jersey Driveby!

by Cool Colin Club June 23, 2018