jaedettmer

An adjective, used to describe someone with a 'ghetto'/ bootylicious, backside

Damn look at that ass, thats a jaedettmer right there

by Anonymous March 10, 2003

Jardgon

Either:
- A mystical being; found mostly in dark, swampy areas. Associated with the dairy family, he/she mostly relates to rare species of walrus. Goes by the name Opletecay Ullshitbay. It's name is only spoken when it's the only thing to come to mind. Usage any other way is illegal in over 500 thousand countries.

pwee BAG: not a bad idea there jardgon

by Neill Cawley May 4, 2007

jakedaflat

1.A way of calling someone awsome.
2.Also calling someone called jake even awsomer.

hey, jakedaflat

coolio

by nomnom-guy December 6, 2011

Jardie

A term used to describe the feeling of restlessness, pent up energy, or general confusion about what to do with yourself. Similar to the 'jitters' or being 'antsy'.

"I really hope this meeting ends soon..I'm getting jardie from sitting here so long!"

by Lina Marie January 1, 2012

jaked

being played and used for sex, pussy, head and/or hand just so the man is pleasured. also to be fucked anally so hard that you scream ''holy shit im being jaked.''

girl 1: ''He told me he loved me and would never leave me but after i sucked his dick and he fucked me he left me.''
girl 2: ''wow. you definetly just got jaked!''

by iheartchrystalmeth666 June 17, 2013

Jaced

When some one gets hit with something very hard like an scooter, shovel, ect.

John: "Hey did you hear ? Hailey jaced Ciera with an scooter"
Dan: "No I didn't hear"

by IMightBri May 16, 2014

Jaedasomia

A personality disorder in which side effects include having an unhealthy obsession with Selena Gomez and your phone, listening to music day and night, and having more guts that 90% of boys. This disorder is contagious and may be related to KeShonnagia.

A person with Jaedasomia would be likely to go in the bathroom with their hone to listen to music.

by Alaska Gray December 23, 2014