greg jones hefley

my life sucks because someone ruinded it

hey greg jones hefley

by gwegs21 June 6, 2018

Luke "Bones" Jones

A term you call someone who is blessed down south with a mondo shlong.

Nelly- Yo jonesy how we feelin today?
Luke- Feeling pretty stiff, feelin like bonesy today
Nelly- Yea man I could say the same thing.
Luke- Stiffer then a piece of plywood right now
Nelly- LUKE "BONES" JONES

by ferdawinecelly October 20, 2023

Alex Jones syndrome

When a person, usually prone to conspiracies, takes a fact that vaguely resembles what a conspiracy theorist (Alex Jones) claims, and then ignores their much larger unsubstantiated/incorrect claim that is actually being disputed.

Alex Jones: The reason there is so many gay people is because the government is using a gay bomb made by the pentagon to turn people gay, they already turned the majority of frogs in the US gay.

Actual news that comes out: A pesticide atrazine, can cause a hormonal imbalance in frogs that makes them turn female.

Conspiracy theorist with Alex Jones syndrome: “OMG Alex Jones was right again!”

by Common_sensual November 4, 2022

Jahsent Jones day

The best day of the year! The day we celebrate the most amazing person to walk this planet.

HAPPY MF JAHSENT JONES DAY BITCHES

by jahsent jones November 15, 2020

Bob Jones Highschool

The shittiest school ever unless the teacher is Mr. Lanford

Fuck bob Jones Highschool

by Jackobeast256 September 27, 2021

Troll Jones-ing

Troll Jones-ing is the act of trolling someone without harmful intent. While trolling is often to hurt someone's feelings this form of trolling is light hearted amount friends.

Cory- "Man, Donald Trump will make a great president." Mark- "Shut up Cory, he's a misogynist twat." Cory- "Build that wall!" Matt- "Cory, stop Troll Jones-ing"

by jonestrolljunior November 15, 2016

Mitchell Paul Jones

A Mitch Jones is whatever you want it to be. If you want it to be your best friend, done! Worst enemy, done! If your a Mitch Jones than you could get almost any woman you want. But you don't because you don't want you're wife to kick everybody's butt. A Mitch Jones is tuff. If you tried to eat a Mitch Jones you would have to chew just one piece till you were 80 years old. He could beat you and your dad up even if he was 5 years old. But he doesn't. If your lucky.

Man I don't know what to do with my life. Should I help the hungry, or cure cancer?

Or should I go all the way and be Mitchell Paul Jones and do it all at once?

by Jason Jay Shields December 14, 2020