Irish Pressure Washer

when a guy is fucking a girl in the ass and she poops diarrhea while his cock was still in her, the poop shoots out the sides really fast and down his legs

Mark got an unexpected Irish Pressure Washer last night.

by F-Dog7118 March 22, 2009

Irish Surprise

A huge Irish penis. Since it's not expected, its a surprise.

Matt whooped his huge pink dick out. It was beautiful. It was an Irish surprise.

by Ivyspoison5 July 08, 2010

Irish Lap Dog

When a girl is blowing you and tells you to look her in her eyes as she makes you cum into her hands, and then hungrily laps up every drop of your spum out of her hands.

Sheeshus-H, Olivia is such a whore... it was our first date and she gave me the ol' Irish Lap Dog!

by onetimer November 17, 2008

kiss me im irish

Phrase meaning that the Irish culture is the most rad culture therfore deserve a little Muah than most people

Im From Ireland; Kiss me im Irish

by Maggie feken March 17, 2008

Evicting the Irish Tenants

(v): The act of digging the lent out of one's belly button

Person 1: Gross, man. What are you doing?
Person 2: Just evicting the Irish tenants.
Person 1: Please stop doing that at the table.

by Disgruntled_Landlord May 16, 2012

Irish Power Bomb

6 oz shot glass (or a scotch glass equivalent) of Jameson Whiskey and Powerade. Jameson comprises 3/4 of the glass and 1/4 of Powerade.

Invented and developed by: C3, SDO

Irish Power Bomb
- 6 oz shot glass of Jameson Whiskey
- mixed with Powerade

by C3 - SDO October 09, 2010

irish turd

When you have the flu, bronchitis, or HIV and you are feeling like shit.

I’m staying in bed today babe. I feel like an Irish turd

by Commieconnell December 18, 2017