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Indian Spoon

A sexual act between two individuals where both parties mix fecal matter, and other various bodily fluids that may include blood, semen, pee, discharge, etc.
I’m feeling extra freaky today. Do you want to try an Indian Spoon?
by luvsins4smegma January 14, 2025
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The Indian Internet Theory

The Indian Internet theory is an online conspiracy theory that asserts that the Internet now consists mainly of Indian people activity and Indian generated content that is manipulated by Indian population preferences, marginalizing organic human activity.
The population of India reaches 1.4 billion people and out of these people they have the most English speakers along with governmental efforts to introduce modern Internet to rural areas, but this does not equate to a quality increase of human resources which takes time. China as the 2nd most populous country limits their interaction with the worldwide internet due to the Great Chinese Firewall, USA has their own self-interest for online interactions, and the rest of the countries which includes Indonesia, Pakistan, Congo, Bangladesh, Brazil, Mexico, and so on barely spoke English or have access to Internet.
This corresponds well with the idea that most accounts were operated in India, examples of this can be observed in posts with topics ranging from sports (they will sneak cricket for some reason), politics (they will defend Israel), religion (something about Shiva or Ram), and bikini fitness models.
Those are not Russian bots, that's just Rajesh, Kumar, and Pradesh they are a part of the Indian Internet Theory!
by Ibonarious Eshak February 11, 2024
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When you witness something that you have never seen before and have NO idea how much your world is about to change in the most fucked up way possible.
I remember watching the attacks on September 11th, 2001. Few of us realized how much shit was about to change. We were just like The First Indian To See A Boat
by Arie Ola December 30, 2022
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Neo-Indian

A Neo-Indian is someone who feels Indian. Like feathers on the head Indian from random places like Equador. They use Nicotine Vapes and Nicotine Lozenges. Nicotine is safe, but addictive. Nicotine is a cognitive enhancer. Tobacco has 800 toxic chemicals. Nicotine that is purified is safe and a nootropic, but addictive to most people.
Tony: I'm trying 4mg Nicotine Lozenges. I'm a Neo-Indian.
by HawaiianPunch1 June 25, 2025
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Indianitis

A person or thing that’s eyes are severely spreaded to an extent where it’s visible
There are 1-7 stages
Dude that guy has indianitis
by Sebastianakahim May 12, 2023
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Indian Birthmark

After committing coitus with a woman on her menstrual cycle, the male partner removes his phallus from the vagina, and thumps the blood covered head of it on his female partners forehead.
After Jay rawdogged me while I was on my period, he mushroom stamped my forehead, leaving me with an Indian Birthmark.
by It's Mac tonight baby! January 10, 2025
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slapahoe indians

Mysterious Disappearance
Historians believe the Slapahoe Indians vanished not through war, but from drama fatigue. After centuries of nonstop beef, rumor has it they collectively decided to ghost humanity and now live in spiritual exile in group chats, where they send screenshots and type "LMAOOO" at 2 a.m.
The Slapahoe Indians roamed the lands now known as Suburbia, USA
by goldloadingpage July 3, 2025
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