When you have just enough fuel to get to a petrol station but fuel deliveries are impossible due to a corrupt and incompetent government making a right bollocks of the supply chain by limiting the free movement of labour.
As is often seen in post-Brexit Great Britain.
As is often seen in post-Brexit Great Britain.
Employee on phone: “Sorry guv, I can’t make it in today, tank holiday, innit?”
Boss: “Not you as well‽ Sigh. Thanks for letting me know.”
Boss: “Not you as well‽ Sigh. Thanks for letting me know.”
by Daycoder October 3, 2021
Get the tank holidaymug. The chairperson quietening down a verbose committee member by emitting a series of shhh's to the point that they sound like Thomas the Tank Engine
by sidface October 20, 2020
Get the Tankingmug. Woman: I like your beer belly, let's go get a beer some time?
Man: lol, beer makes you gain weight; it's not a beer belly, it's my gas tank for a sex machine
Woman: lol, I didn't know such machines, or their gas tanks, existed.
Man: lol, beer makes you gain weight; it's not a beer belly, it's my gas tank for a sex machine
Woman: lol, I didn't know such machines, or their gas tanks, existed.
by Sexydimma September 17, 2016
Get the gas tank for a sex machinemug. A restroom prank or act of revenge where one removes the lid of the toilet tank and defecates in the tank before replacing the lid. The next poor bastard that uses the toilet will be greeted by bits of your stool as the bowl refills.
by jdirtybird May 16, 2025
Get the Tank Jobmug. by Sjsjsisi August 19, 2021
Get the Tankmug. A game where only the rich prosper even though its made in a Russian country which makes it capitalist
by Panzer35t On Blitz October 5, 2020
Get the World of tanks blitzmug. by Cxrter January 3, 2017
Get the Cup holder in a tankmug.