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Country Social

To be overly nice to someone whom you either actively dislike or just aren’t interested in interacting with, but don’t want to cause a scene and risk disrupting the social order.

-Most regularly seen between two white women.
-The interaction is extremely disingenuous and is basically an over-the-top version of the basic “hi how are you” “I’m good how bout you”.
-Pet names such as “hun”, “sweet”, “darling” are often used. Interactions are always brief lasting up to 7 back and forth rounds of conversation but usually only 4.
-To an outside observer, this often looks like an interaction between lifelong best friends.
Tiffany: Jane! So nice to see you!! Have you been doing?
Jane: well howdy, hun! I’ve been great! How are you and the kids?
Tiffany: Everyone is doing great! Jake just graduated from NYU and Lily is pregnant with a baby girl!
Jane: Send them my love!! *walks away*
John: I had no idea you and Tiffany were so close.

Jane: I can’t stand that bitch. I was just being country social.
by jellybelly27 May 28, 2022
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Country Blumpkin

getting a blowjob while pooping, but it's in an Outhouse
Dude, last weekend at the family reunion, Karen Sue gave me a Country Blumpkin.
by Mtnman66 December 11, 2018
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country dumpling

After a long night of partying someone is going to take a shit in the field
After destroying the field with the party, Joebob had to drop a country dumpling to finish off the night!!!
by Neversawitcumming December 14, 2017
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country sock

It is the same thing as a pink sock but instead of the girl getting a pink sock form a mans penis, she gets one from a corn on the cob.
Dude last night my girl got frisky and wanted to have me give her a country sock
by Its brain February 18, 2017
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country enema

The act of peeing in ones butthole during anal copulation. Peeing inside the anal cavity
Ashley was constipated for 7 days so Jay decided to give her a good ole country enema.
by Johnny Wadd 1981 May 2, 2021
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Country creme

When you fill a cowboy hat with cum and put it on your girlfriends head and she says yee haw
Country Biggs 1: hey Billy me any margerie did that country creme last night then I have her the Swiss miss

Billy: sounds like a party to me mind if I have a taste .... yee haw
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