Im going to touch you

Tiktoks way of threatening to touch someone without their own agreement.
Guy 1 "Yo dude wyd?"
Guy 2 "Im going to touch you."
Guy 1 "What is wrong with you, you are such a weirdo dude, You need to stop it, This isnt even funny anymore."
by SwonglerMan September 04, 2024
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im ejaculate

When you're ejaculate
Lady is pretty Im ejaculate for half an hour
by Canadian doltwad May 14, 2022
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Im litterally gonna kms i hate myself so much and i just want it to all end, anyways im secretly adolf hitler

how i feel every day
person one: Im litterally gonna kms i hate myself so much and i just want it to all end, anyways im secretly adolf hitler

person two: wait your secretly who?
by Xx.Jazzy_Jasper.xX November 30, 2023
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Im poping

Im pooping but silly willie
Guess what, im poping in my khakis
by evedl@g.eips.ca January 26, 2024
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HELP IM SHITTING (random object/thing)

used by people on tiktok as a reaction to a mildly funny tiktok that apon reading will instatly make the video unfunny.
"BRO HELP IM SHITTING (random object/thing)"
"i can guarentee you typed this with a straight face shut up"
by englishgenius January 14, 2024
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MAN im fucking shit at chess

Meaning your shit at chess
person1: MAN Im fucking shit at chess

person2: fuck off
by HehMan May 08, 2022
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im poppy

A saying by a fictional character named poppy made by Meriah Pereirah and Titanic Sinclar.
person 1:Whats you name?
person 2:Im poppy Im poppy Im poppy Im poppy
by bgv8i March 09, 2017
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