Im gonna go clog the toilet

The phrase you use when saying your off to take a piss with your mates making them believe that your going for a shit but in reality your just having a piss for comedic effect

You: Ight lad Im gonna go clog the toilet

Other person: Mate That’s grim why are you taking a shit in school

You: don’t worry it’s only a piss and a few rolls of bog roll

by Jamalbigwiener January 9, 2024

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im not your fans

If you want to unfollow someone, make sure you remove they from your followers list, im not your fans.

"who are you?"

"im not your fans def-"

by your beloved fans January 11, 2024

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HELP IM SHITTING (random object/thing)

used by people on tiktok as a reaction to a mildly funny tiktok that apon reading will instatly make the video unfunny.

"BRO HELP IM SHITTING (random object/thing)"
"i can guarentee you typed this with a straight face shut up"

by englishgenius January 14, 2024

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im gonna kms

TF U THINK IT MEANS

“im gonna kms”
“no don’t. trust me there’s people that actually care about u”
“name them”
“uhh..umm”
“that’s right dummeh”
*ods*

by yo shii January 23, 2024

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Im poping

Im pooping but silly willie

Guess what, im poping in my khakis

by evedl@g.eips.ca January 26, 2024

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1) no, you/your friend are not fine. Don't believe anyone who says that they are fine. Babes help yourself or your friends to find you/their happiness.

2) YES BABES YALL ARE SO HOT YALL SO FINE MAN !

1) I'm fine, don't worry, I'll definitely cry tonight.
2)Omg have you seen Jenna Ortega/(anyones name)? SHES SO FINE.

have self-confidence baes say 'im fine'

by from mamak stall December 13, 2022

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