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my little horny

People who get horny from watching My Little Pony.
by Strangest Things December 29, 2018
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Horny High

When someone gets horny and the idea of getting high turns them on.

I myself, and I know others, hate the idea of people who do anything to poison themselves. Such as smoking, drinking, drugs, etc.

But when we get horny, the idea of a person of the sex that we like getting high makes us horny and go mad, and we love the idea for the time of horniness.

For some, such as myself, even the words, or the objects can turn you on. Words such as vape, 420, Meth, vaping, high, bong, weed, Smoking weed, dank, etc.

I myself also get turned on my Bongs themselves. I enjoy jerking off to a bong next to some big titties, or a clit. Or sometimes a bong right next to a big white cock. Or someone taking a hit from a bong while naked. This all turns me on. Ive jerked off to pictures of weed and pictures of bongs alone.

For others, they could have other reasons getting high turns them on.

I think the major reason in this resulting is the idea of such words and acts being so bad and wrong normally, but also exciting that it's so secretive and bad.

But, like I said, after orgasm or horniness had passed, the person, such as myself or others, hate the idea that people do such things again, and we hate ourselves for finding excitement in such things. In such lowlife things.
Shawn: Ugh. I'm so horny right now..

Fred: Horny Highs got you. You should look up a nice vid of a guy naked smoking out of a bong. That'll do ya.

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Josh: Damn. Now I hate myself for jerking to that. Damn horny highs.
by June 18, 2018
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Horny day 2

I didn’t get her nudes last night so I made this
This day is for if you didn’t get her nudes last night so here’s horny day 2
by Cool chad 29 April 16, 2020
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horny eskimo kiss

when u r really horny with ur girl , and u finger her w/ ur nose. it is the best frealing in the world. works best if u have a long nose.
(he 1) last night i was giving her a horny eskimo kiss.
(he 2) o so is that y she loves u so much
(he 1) yea i am the bestest
by connor hall May 6, 2007
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Go to Horny Jail

P1: Hey dude I wanna do that ass
P2: what
P1: Like sex
P2: *BONK* go to horny jail
by Get Nae-Naed asshole February 5, 2021
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serious horny desperate

Horniness on an epic scale that would make a guy drop several rungs down on his ladder just to relieve himself of the agony.
Joser is a classic example of serious horny desperate.
by wang_man June 29, 2009
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