homie-sexual

Smashing the homie but it isn't gay, it's homie-sexual

Yo, you tryna fuck, it's only homie-sexual

by sheeesh.2345 May 12, 2021

National Appreciate yo homie day

When one has homie or family like love for one and other.

“Aye homie I appreciate you.” “You too homie I appreciate you.” “Happy national appreciate yo homie day.”

by handlebanker May 19, 2021

phoney homie

someone who is a homosexual, purely for the reason of blending in with the crowd

lady: Carl isn't gay, he's just a phoney homie.
man:dammit!

by al November 13, 2004

Heartland Homie

When someone spits on a horses dick and then sucks the horses dick

Dude I gave my horse a heartland homie after looking at pictures of college kids

by Litchy D August 18, 2024

heartland homie

Giving a horse a blow job after spitting on his dick

Bro, I gave that horse the best heartland homie he’s ever had

by Litchy D August 18, 2024

Heartland Homie

Spitting on your horse’s penis then deep throating said penis after a nice ride in the shallow water

John: “hey Vin, i just saw some blond dude hawk tuah his horse and then give him a heartland homie”

Vin: “i just saw that same guy with his horse sharing a Louisiana crunch cake.. it was disgusting”

by Litchy D August 23, 2024

Homie Hurdle

The antithesis of a "homie hopper" and ultimate friend zone demon, who, after breaking up with his/her ex, suddenly finds themselves in the spotlight as their ex's homies trip over each other to win their affection—because nothing screams “I’m over it” like inviting the entire crew to audition for a chance in the pants!

Her: "I dated all the homies without knowing it!"

Me:"... homie hopper... "

Her: "STOPP!! It's not homie hopping if the homie hops first! ;)"

Me: "Ok... fair logic..... homie hurdle."

by senatoninn September 29, 2024