Heartland Homie

When someone spits on a horses dick and then sucks the horses dick

Dude I gave my horse a heartland homie after looking at pictures of college kids

by Litchy D August 18, 2024

heartland homie

Giving a horse a blow job after spitting on his dick

Bro, I gave that horse the best heartland homie he’s ever had

by Litchy D August 18, 2024

Heartland Homie

Spitting on your horse’s penis then deep throating said penis after a nice ride in the shallow water

John: “hey Vin, i just saw some blond dude hawk tuah his horse and then give him a heartland homie”

Vin: “i just saw that same guy with his horse sharing a Louisiana crunch cake.. it was disgusting”

by Litchy D August 23, 2024

Homie Hurdle

The antithesis of a "homie hopper" and ultimate friend zone demon, who, after breaking up with his/her ex, suddenly finds themselves in the spotlight as their ex's homies trip over each other to win their affection—because nothing screams “I’m over it” like inviting the entire crew to audition for a chance in the pants!

Her: "I dated all the homies without knowing it!"

Me:"... homie hopper... "

Her: "STOPP!! It's not homie hopping if the homie hops first! ;)"

Me: "Ok... fair logic..... homie hurdle."

by senatoninn September 29, 2024

Little Homie

When a main event artist brings out a new or unheard of performer during a concerr

Lana Del Rey’s concert sucked as she kept bringing out little homies the entire show

by cockran August 3, 2025

Homie brah

A group of homies that do low key gay stuff around a campfire.

I wasnt invited to the homie brah my man.

by Trinton34 August 5, 2025

homie harem

It's a group of men who surround a rich or generous man, often a pro athlete or professional musician, who pays for booze or their gear, who genuflect in response. It's a more informal entourage.

While he's making his wife cook and clean at home, he's hanging out with his homie harem, picking up the bill.

by Angry Pancake August 14, 2025