by Thatboybig July 31, 2022

When somebody dumps an unpleasant task on you with the expectation that you must immediately do something about it, especially when the task in question is completely outside your ordinary area of responsibility.
My elderly father lives 150 miles away but he just called telling me he has fallen on the floor and can't get up, as usual he gives me more bags of shit to hold.
by Gingerbread Demon May 29, 2023

Holding the moan is a variant of exhibitionism where you try as hard as possible not to get caught while having sex in risky public spaces
We hid in the library while we tried to hold the moan as the librarian restocked the shelves one isle over from us
by Sholynyk January 29, 2024

meant for people with an ugly laughter, because they probably just sound like a horse
(shut up, be quiet, etc,...)
(shut up, be quiet, etc,...)
by aye ma name DeShawn January 7, 2018

Similar to a choke hold, but in lieu of grasping the neck of the opponent, one grasps his tallywhacker.
The motion is the same despite this, and the move utilized for similar effect
The motion is the same despite this, and the move utilized for similar effect
"The Undertaker ended his long duel with John Cena with a bloke hold. Even John Cena didn't see it coming."
by Bingbingtheklingon May 24, 2016

by Some_canadian_prime_minister November 9, 2020

by MemeLord17 June 27, 2017
