Hamstir

When you invite friends over to "stir some ham"

You coming to the caucus, we are having a hamstir

by Papaboner69 July 1, 2011

Hamster ass

Another lame insult which means "You queer".

*As a homosexual struts by*
Person: Damn! What a hamster ass!

by Uwarsbetty March 14, 2008

Muscle Hamster

To be swollen; to be fucking jacked. Gaining so much mass that girls offer ass. The definition of having guns for buns. Flex for sex? You don't even need to flex to get sex. Remember, Muscles, never steamers.

Dude have you seen that kid AAJ? Kids a fucking Muscle Hamster.

That Townie murph is the definition of a Muscle Hamster

by GainMassForAss November 8, 2012

Steamed Hams

Thicc thighs in yoga pants that are hot hot and moist.

At the gym
Bro 1: "Yoga class is about to let out"
Bro 2: "Let's go see some steamed hams"

by Slick Thicc March 28, 2020

Hamster

Girl with a flat chest.

Oh come on Heather, you're more of a Hamster then me!

by Moitoi March 21, 2005

hamstew

slang word 4 hamster

dat hamstew iz a crackhead

by Danny/George/Willy/Camilo/Jew Boy April 24, 2004

Hamster sack

Ball sack

You've got a small hamster sack, Austin.

by ZackyZ May 27, 2015