government

An intrusive body that has recently decided to reach far beyond the boundaries set by itself during its origination; A machine capable of progressing the lives of many people to points of imminent gloom.

The government is best when you never have think of it.

by Hydrogen Elf January 28, 2003

governator

A ruthless killing machine intent on destroying Gray Davis and becoming Governor of California. The name develops from a combination of "Terminator" (what he did to Mr Davis) and Governor (what he is now).

"As your governor, I am 100% against gun control! Are there any objections?!"
"Um... er... I'm pro-gun control..."
"YOU WILL BE GOVERNATED!!!!" <shoots wildly in all directions with a pair of massive guns> "AAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!"

by The Ugly One December 13, 2003

cradle to the grave

A 2Pac/Thug Life song off of the Thug Life: Volume 1 CD that came out in 1994. This has nothing to do with the movie "Cradle 2 the Grave".

From tha Cradle to the Grave, life ain't never been easy
Living in the ghetto.

by Devil Tiger August 3, 2007

government

A disease masquerading as its own cure.

You'd think we'd figure out that the government is simply a disease masquerading as its own cure.

by China Bob April 12, 2006

Dirty Grover

When banging an ugly girl in the ass, covering her head and suffocating her with a sports jacket is known as a dirty grover.

Man, there was this hideous chick last night, i felt it necessary to give her the dirty grover.

by Dirty Grover October 31, 2007

Shake hands with the governor

1.to take a shit 2. to see a man about a wallaby 3. masturbate

Man, I totally have to shake hands with the governor after eating all that cheese.

by Miguel O March 6, 2012

government in exile

(n.) When a coup d'etat is staged, the surviving members that stay loyal to the government will hold government in a nuetral country and will work with thier allies to remove the new government and restore thier power.

The government in exile was restored at the liberation of thier country.

by Gumba Gumba June 13, 2004