kelsey and freddie

two of the coolest people alive. friends for life.

kelsey: "whats popping g"

freddie: "nothing much my drileer"

kelsey and freddie are besties

by ivegotnosoul October 14, 2023

kelsey and freddie and alyssa and tayla

four of the most realest people you'll ever meet. probably all met though one of the four and are going to be together as a friend group for a while.

kelsey: most involved in the group
freddie: the only boy is definitely gay
alyssa: probably lives far away or goes to a different school
tayla: reason why the group meet up

how kelsey and freddie and alyssa and tayla probably talk when attempting to meet up

: "we should all meet up soon"

freddie: " we honestly should"

alyssa: "im free on sunday"

kelsey: "same"

tayla: perfect

by ivegotnosoul October 14, 2023

Five Mornings at Freddy’s

A series that will not come out.

Yo this game is like Five Mornings at Freddy’s

by Principal of the Thing October 14, 2023

Not ready for freddy

When a person with high ADHD attempts to masturbate but cannot due to them having the Toreador March stuck in their head.

Last night I couldn't blow my load because I was not ready for freddy.

by realrealbananapeel November 3, 2023

Five nights at freddy's

Har har har har har har har har har har har har har har har har har har har har har har har har har har har har har har har har har har har har har har har har har har har har har har har har har har har har har har har har har har har har har har har har har har har har har har har har har har har har har har har har har har har har har har har har har har har har har har har har har har har har har har har har har har har har har har har har har har har har har har har

Five nights at freddy's

by Raymond gaymond November 30, 2023

Pulling a freddy

When you disappear from social media and irl for days to weeks at a time.

"Im so socially exhausted Im going to be pulling a Freddy this weekend."

by Lynxfaye February 27, 2024

The five nights at freddy's 3 musical

The five nights at freddy's 3 musical refers to a musical made by Logan Hugueny-Clark on youtube that was published on march 18th 2015, making it the 27th oldest video game musical he ever made. The song became popular due to springtrap saying the line "this attraction is great, so many guards i can rape, 'til i cant see straight." in the song.
The song also obviously predates the undertale musical

"hey google, tell me the lyrics to the five nights at freddy's 3 musical"
"i don't know just what i'm made of
face looks like bonnie's
possessed by the purple guy
i may kill whomever i please
three decades after the restaurant
i'm in for the ride
five nights 'till the doors open
the guard had better hide
you chose to work at this nightmare baby
like a mouse into a trap
you can play your tapes and temporarily distract me baby
but no matter what i will be back
i'm addicted to guards
rip 'em up into parts
while i feast on their hearts
scare 'em 'til they take shots
this attraction is great
so many guards i can rape
'til i can't see straight
where can i start?
i'm addicted to guards
the guard looks down at his tablet
i sneak in the room
he has no idea his painful death is coming soon
he couldn't last five nights alone with me baby
flashing red lights make me mad
you know they make me wanna jumpscare ya baby
make me feel so bad
i'm addicted to guards
rip them into parts
while i feast on their hearts
scare 'em 'til they take sharts
this attraction is great
so many guards i can rape
'til i can't see straight
where can i start?
i'm addicted to guards"

by sonic 1 tts build REAL March 26, 2024