depression food

something you go to buy from the nearest store to numb your feelings, like snacks, chips, cereal, usually something unhealthy.

Jared: hey, where were you?
Chris: oh, I was buying depression food.

by xxalex March 2, 2021

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Food at home

The same prepackaged food you have been living off of for the past 5 years or the omega poor meal you put together despite living in a two story house, owning yeezys/tims, only wearing "designer clothing", and blowing 2k of your moms credit card on vbucks last week like it was no big deal.

Me: mom can we stop at McDonald's

Mom: we have food at home

Food at home:

by Pee Doge January 5, 2021

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hamster food

When you shove your hamster in your anus and go about your day normally.

Tim: Hey Johnny you're walking kinda funny is everything alright?
Johnny: Yep just a little Hamster Food.

by Errect Phalic Member May 27, 2016

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Food-yawn

The act of eating food/having food near friends or family causing them to become hungry and start to find food to eat.

When Cheryl sat on the couch next to her brother with a sandwich, her brother food-yawned and got up to go make a sandwich.

by SpicyNandos September 20, 2012

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Cafeteria food

Low quality food that looks stale and unappetizing but costs relatively cheap. Usually is tax-free. Depending on your school, there will be days where the cafeteria serves higher quality food, such as Taco Bowl Tuesdays.

Only to be eaten when your mom didn't pack you lunch, or when you're too lazy or busy to walk to the nearest food place.

My mom forgot to pack my lunch so I went to order some cafeteria food. Unfortunately all the good stuff had been sold out and was left to order one of those sad-looking dried out cheeseburgers.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 5, 2021

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