finagle

to grab or move an object with your foot or toes

yoooo dude why did u just finagle my toothbrush(im still gonna use it)

by klitterrr October 4, 2023

financially lit

1.) Slang term: When something is financially turnt up or poppin.

2.) Literal term: When someone is financially literate and understands how money and finance works.

1.) John: Did you go to that party last night?

Daquan: Fuck yeah man that shit was financially lit! 💯🔥🥶

2.) Client: Are you financially lit?

Financial advisor: Yes sir.

by Awowa07 October 14, 2023

FINA Approved

When the johnson is longer than the FINA Approved Swim Starting Blocks.

Ex.
P1, Wow that johnson is quite long and girthy

P2, I wonder if it’s FINA Approved

by Loochie Queen November 3, 2023

FinalCloud1

his type is Viet girls

"FinalCloud1 likes Viet girls"

by FinalCloud1 November 16, 2023

Final Fantasy February

"Final Fantasy February refers to the tradition among fans of the renowned Final Fantasy video game series to dedicate the month of February to immersive gameplay, nostalgic exploration, and vibrant discussions centered around the beloved franchise. Enthusiasts celebrate this month-long event by sharing their favorite moments, engaging in online communities, and relishing the rich narratives and captivating worlds that Final Fantasy has offered over the years."

Man that final fantasy February, February last year was amazing

by Grant pierce November 18, 2023

financial darwinism

The power of money, or its lack, to determine who gets to reproduce. Whereas in the past this was decided perhaps by physical toughness, ingenuity and resourcefulness in surviving, modern society has coldbloodedly decided who gets to reproduce by separating us by those who can afford to and those who cannot. A possible synonym would be late stage capitalism. One solution is throwing oneself on the mercy of the government, risking social disrespect in the process.

Guy: Hey friend, why no kids?
Friend: Couldn't afford it. It's not mine or God's fault. It was financial darwinism.

by old observer November 20, 2023

Finagle to the bagel

In mathematics, a "finagle" is any variable that is raised to the power of zero (0), which is shaped like a bagel, and always equals 1, or a whole bagel.

5 raised to the power of 0, which equals 1, is a "finagle to the bagel."

by Cinderella Seuss December 1, 2023