Filthymoses

When you unintentionally get your girlfriend's period blood in your beard, and it forms a part. (Not to be confused with a Dirty Magnum).

I just performed cunilingusand noticed blood and a part in my beard, laughed and thought "ha ha filthymoses"

by Zandhuisen February 18, 2013

filthy little urchin

An unkempt child, usually displaying dripping mucous and a food stained mouth.

That filthy little urchin nearly wiped his nose on me!

by Sleepingdogish September 24, 2013

filthy fun house

A reverse titty-fuck where you sit on the girls face, get some ass play, and fuck some titties.

I gave yer ma a filthy fun house last night, she let me bounce around on them twins for hours.

by Asseater 3000 December 4, 2013

Filthy Rhino

Using the contents of her cat's litter box to lubricating dat fat, stanky snatch. Then you 1) grab a roll of duct tape, 2) find her obscenely large dildo, 3) strap that shit to yo face, and 4) get a running start and kamikaze dat fat juicy thunt.

Guy 1: "Yo, last week I met this crazy bitch at the bar..."
Guy 2: "Yeah, how was she?"
Guy 1: "She made me Filthy Rhino her..."
Guy 2: "What the hell is that?!"
Guy 1: "She won't have to clean her litter box for another week... Don't ask."

by FluffyWalrus February 3, 2014

filthtabulous

Adjective: 1.) disgusting and indulgent. 2.) fashionably bizzare

1.) "I ate an entire cake by myself, almost vomited.... it was Filthtabulous" 2.) "Look at her outfit, So creative, unusual- Filthtabulous!"

by Madame Elise April 13, 2014

Filthy Kitty

Unkempt or unshaven pubic hair on a woman

Eric - That chick is a dime!
Todd - Yeah man, but Mike told me she has one filthy kitty.
Eric - Fucking gross dude, what the fuck

by Mr. Tomatoman Something January 15, 2015

Fifty Spades of Grey

A spoof of Fifty Shades of Grey dedicated to teaching a manly man about spades and shovels for use in the yard. It's about infinitely manlier than FSoG and the movie is exclusive to men. Because let's get real here, yardwork is manly.

John: Hey, Joe, what're you reading?
Joe: Fifty Spades of Grey!
John: Ha, gay!
*Joe rips out a spade and beats John to death with it. He proceeds to take out another spade and bury John with it.*
Joe: MANLINESS POWERS, AWAY!
*Joe flies away*

by No Derps March 8, 2015