fairy cum

An unnaturally sweet chemical taste present in Clover Valley milk which can be bought at Dollar General. Can also be used to describe anything that tastes too sweet and tastes unnatural.

Person 1: *pours milk into cereal*
Person 1: *eats a spoonful*
Person 1: Eww... This tastes like fairy cum!
Person 2: No shit, it's Clover Valley milk.

by oofman420xd December 14, 2024

toaster fairy

A Toaster Fairy, is when you pass out really drunk, sleep all night, and wake up with a horrible erection instead of a hangover.

"You hear my bro had a toaster fairy last week?"

by ToasterFairyEffect November 3, 2015

Deuce Fairy

A small, winged creature that flys around at night shitting in the mouths of humans. Most commonly after long nights of drinking and smoking.

Ah, fuck! The deuce fairy visited last night.

by Ash666666 June 26, 2018

Munchie fairy

the fair that hides munchies in the middle of the night

"Bro there’s lunchables in the fridge we ain’t buy "
"No way bro it had to be the munchie fairy"

by Iamforiegnkt March 4, 2018

Deng fairy

(n.) It is a fairy that makes people’s head bald at night.

He is a such a Deng fairy, he literally rizzed up the teacher’s hair and the teacher is now bald!

by baguette_1031 January 5, 2025

fairy dittle

When two queers spit in eachothers assholes then spit it out.

Holy fucking shitdick the two queers fairy dittled last night.

by THONG SLONG May 13, 2016

Tooth Fairy

An urban legend that children think is true but isn't.For example children put there tooth under there pillow and sleep then they think that the tooth fairy will take there tooth but its actually there parents.

Child:I can't wait for the tooth fairy
Parent:Takes the child's tooth and put money under there pillow

Child:Mommy!I got 50 dollars from the tooth fairy!!

by oh.its.me.mbasa June 22, 2020