Erectile Dysfunction

When ur peepee cant get hard cuz u watch 2 much porn. Ur dad likely has E.D. cuz hes an old fag and wants to phuck ur mommy but he has to take this little over priced pill called viagra so his dick can throb and he can bone ur mom.

Dad: Why my peepee not hard?
Mom: Cuz you watch 2 much pornhub and have Erectile Dysfunction.

by Masonw070204 October 8, 2018

erectaphobic

A dude or fellow who is scared to get aroused, usually resulting in him becoming a blueballer

(1) Yo, i don't like being hard, so turn this porno off
(2) Quit being so erectaphobic
(3) Quit being a jackaboo

by chris and will e. January 4, 2008

Erev Rosh Hashanah

The Jewish New Year's Eve and another excuse for Jews and friends of Jews to eat and party.

I'm getting shitfaced off of Manischewitz wine this Erev Rosh Hashanah.

by Chaim Y'Israele January 13, 2009

Ereption

An penis increasing in length and girth for only a short period of time; not long enough for sufficient penetration.

Man I was so close to banging Cherry in thou bed just now. What happened my brother? It was only an ereption Kyle :(

by Chalbyle June 14, 2010

erection injection

Using an erect penis and sticking it in someone that looks as though they could use it to help ease the pain or make them feel better/good.

That chick looks pretty sad over there, I'd give her a shot of my erection injection and perk her ass right up.

by skankweasel October 6, 2016

Erectoplasm

Ghost semen.

When I felt something on my face, I knew a ghost had blown his erectoplasm on me.

by Mijimena September 20, 2018

erentarf

some dumbass who thinks he’s cool when he really just a stupid bitch.

“Ayo look it’s that dumbass ‘erentarf’🤣🤣”

by pltto February 13, 2021