crossbrow-ed

When a heterosexual male suddenly becomes infatuated with another male. The heterosexual male had been shot with cupids arrow. The "heterosexual" male, flabbergasted with these emotions, now lives in a state of confusion and questions his sexuality.

Bro 1: Hey Bro2 have you met Charlie?
Bro 2: *Stares in silence*
Bro 1: Bro2 you good?
Bro 2: oh? *cough* hEEEey... Uhm. Hi. I'm Bro2

>Later that evening
Bro 1 to Bro 2: Did you get crossbrow-ed meeting charlie?... You did! You totally got crossbrow-ed!

by Jfishytuna March 22, 2022

ego-ed

when you text or call someone and they don't pick up or respond because they feel they are too superior to do so.

I texted John but he totally ego-ed me.

by devons1 March 25, 2022

Jada-ed Past

When a married woman is know to have had and continues to constantly cheats on her simp of a husband with anyone, including but not limited to her own son's friends, while her simp husband continues to defend her because he can't take a joke. She commands him to slap people that make a joke about her, but simp husband isn't allowed to beat the guys she having the affair with.

I know my wife has a jada-ed past, but if Chris Rock ever say my wife's name with his mouth, I'm gonna slap that microphone off his face.

by Scammerpayback247 March 28, 2022

ed sheeran

girl you know i want your love

i want ed sheeran to rail me with a fork

by suckmevageena February 4, 2022

trim ed

a really cool guy that would deffo make you happy if you were sad and dances to just dance whip nae nae

"Oh lad look it's trim ed what a guy"

by asterfizzy April 2, 2022

Ed Sheeran

A generic singer who makes bland, overplayed songs designed for the lowest denominator music listeners. Aka, normies. Also, somehow thinks he's a master guitarist.

Alex: What's your favorite song?

Sophia: Bad Habits - Ed Sheeran.

Alex: Ew that song sucks, listen to good music like Justin Timberlake and Bruno Mars. Normie!

by Raspberry Necessary 35 April 3, 2022

Ed sheeren

people usually use this to insult people who have ginger hair or just talking about a singer called”ed sheeren” (for example)

OMG ED SHEEREN GOES TO MY SCHOOL 😍😍😍😍😍😍 or ( OMG ITS ED SHEEEREN !!)

by Kiwicatyt April 17, 2022