dog douche

a fun way of saying dog doo

Don't step in that dog douche

by andy1 December 3, 2003

douche water

The brown water based liquid that drips/leaks out of an anus after it has been cleaned using a douche.

'hamilton! dude have you pissed yourself?'

'no its douche water!'

'ah, that explains the smell.'

by james abu hanzah December 17, 2008

Douche Bag Fag

Someone who spends $200 on a pair of jeans (not to be confused with someone who buys a $200 computer graphics card).

"You bought those for how much? You're a douche bag fag."

by He of One Letter May 21, 2009

Douche Canoe

A canoe that has the capacity to contain more douche than the standard bag.

No a bag could not contain all of his douche, he is indeed a douche canoe

by Jangles the moon monkey July 14, 2011

blue douche

Blue Douching- when a person of any color, race, or breed engages in or knowing uses a "blue tooth" type device. Since this is not necessary and looks completely ignorant please remove it from you ear so i can kindly whisper in your ear- "You by no means are that fucking important". I know sometimes you might think you need it in your ear at all time but quess what- "you are not that fucking important!"

"Look at that stupid SOB over there, he could not even come into Wal-Mart without that blue douche".

by Grissom August 19, 2007

Uber Douche

1. Zas Efferon
2. Toms Pussy
3. Micheal Towers

animeleaguedoucheUber Douche

by Tomcatpussy April 6, 2009

douchbag

Someone who can't spell douchebag

Johnny is such a douchbag for not knowing how to spell douchebag

by soak23 February 23, 2009