Most commonly means to somehow find a way out of a serious charge (murder, robbery, drug dealing, assault), usually with the help of a top tier lawyer or entity of authority.
Richard : * shoots Sean and kills him, ends up going to court and wins the case *
Matt: can’t believe you won that case bro
Richard: yeah bro I know, they were gonna give me 40+ years, but thanks to my Jewish lawyer I dodged that case.
Matt: can’t believe you won that case bro
Richard: yeah bro I know, they were gonna give me 40+ years, but thanks to my Jewish lawyer I dodged that case.
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He would sit in an empty barrel in the marketplace and beg (and also eat), and would 'protest' by doing the following:
- jacking off in public (his response when inquired about this being "If only it were as easy to banish hunger by rubbing my belly")
- pissing on people who slighted him
- defecating/shitting in the theatre
The following is stories of Diogenes and his savageness:
He would sit in an empty barrel in the marketplace and beg (and also eat), and would 'protest' by doing the following:
- jacking off in public (his response when inquired about this being "If only it were as easy to banish hunger by rubbing my belly")
- pissing on people who slighted him
- defecating/shitting in the theatre
The following is stories of Diogenes and his savageness:
When Alexander the Great asked Diogenes if there was anything he could do for him, Diogenes responded with: "Yes, stand out of my sunlight.").
Plato once said the simplest definition of a human was a "featherless biped," and Diogenes responded to this by going to Plato's academy with a plucked chicken and saying: "Looky here! It's Plato's man! Motherfucker, now this, this is top physical condition!" before he smashed the chicken against the floor (that's not what he actually did, but you get the point; he pissed and shat all over Plato).
Plato once said the simplest definition of a human was a "featherless biped," and Diogenes responded to this by going to Plato's academy with a plucked chicken and saying: "Looky here! It's Plato's man! Motherfucker, now this, this is top physical condition!" before he smashed the chicken against the floor (that's not what he actually did, but you get the point; he pissed and shat all over Plato).
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