Distant Relative

A distant relative is someone that you can carelessly have sex with, because they are your family they can't really hate you, no matter how bad you are in bed

girl 1: Why did you do that to him??
girl 2: He's a distant relative ;) so it doesn't matter

by Shutupandlisten August 28, 2010

red light district

the big red light district is amsterdam sex cinemas gay cinemas for guys only prostitute houses and red lights everywhere girls in glow in the dark outfits ppl tryin to pick up any one clubs and more clubs and red lights out side the houses basically mean some prostitute is workin

red light district is amsterdam

by livia May 9, 2006

disturbed

A band that was really great and promising and than just kinda faded.

The Sickness = Needed a little more focus but had a unique nu-metal sound that was awesome.

Believe = A little to "clean" but a great hard rock album.

Ten Thousand Fists = A pretty good album where some songs are great hard rock ie Land of Confusion and the rest all sound the same.

Indestructible = An ok album where ALL the songs sound the same. Guitar driven. The vocalist has run out of steam.

"Dude! That disturbed song 'Down with the Sickness' just convinced me to kill everybody!! But than 'The Night' made me change my mind."

by darthpat February 26, 2009

Distubed

1. an awsome band that sings "Down With The Sickness" see o-wa-a-a-a
2. unrest or wrong

Disturbed rocks, man.

This kid really disturbed... he sits there and talks to himself in class.

by Mee May 4, 2004

distorded

1. v. to act crazy or unsensibly
2. v. to act igorantly
4. adj. tight (fashionable)

1. He is so high, he's distorted.
2. Stop ackin so distorted or you gone get yo ass kicked.
3. Check out da shoes on dat ride, dem rims distorted.

by Iesha "dragonluvher" Whiting June 22, 2003

distortoe face

some one who's face takes on a new look while trying to pry something apart or open something real tight.

check out matt's distortoe face while he trys to lift that tire

by samich February 28, 2009

distasteless

The taste in your mouth when you have to do something that you really don't want to do (like go to jail, get a job, break up, etc.) or that you find particularly distasteful (cleaning the toilet, your mom's 'gina, etc.)

Upon realizing what an asshole I am, I was mortified and distasteless.

by fuckstick7 October 20, 2009