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Discord

Discord is where many 7 year olds go to pretend they're 18 year olds and to go have ERP with E-girls and cat girls.
Johnny: I heard mikey got trapped in discord
Mikey: MY CAT GIRLS ARE WAITING FOR ME LET ME GET ON MY LAPTOP JOHNNY
by AviationMAX February 17, 2021
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Discord PVP

When one engages in lengthy and heated debates or discussions with others on Discord, or when one uses the platform's funtionnalities to doxx, troll, or otherwise annoy people.
A : Holy shit we're being raided by people spamming furry porn
B : Bruh I haven't seen Discord PVP this intense since the election
by 2010AZ August 3, 2022
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Discord mod

A 40-50 yr old that weighs 200-400 pounds,Sits in his chair all fucking day eating doritos and drinking monster mule
in other words a fat ass man that wants to fuck a discord kitten (disgusting) and get married too (The fucks wrong with mods) and they do fake faces and post fake ass picture to attract discord kittens and they post their ugly ass velociraptor in a clogged toilet bowl shitty shawty got no bitchest and watchers pornhub bein like: "Oooh i wanna fuck so bad i want so i will attract discord kittens to 444 fat st and fuck so hard she moans into space" LIKE SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH UGLY ASS AUUUGHHH NERDY BITCH SHUT UP AND GET A FUCKIN LIFE GO TO THE GYM OH WAIT YOU CANT GET OUTTA BED UGLY FAT ASS
Discord mod: "OH THIS GUY POSTED A NERD MEME IMMA BAN"
Gigachad bro: "What a discord mod"
by BigFatDicklol June 21, 2023
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The Rules of Discord (Pt 2)

31. Are you real or are you a bot... select all the traffic lights.

32. Do not forget, forgive (not all the time)

33. Jesus did not forgive you

34. If it is on the internet there is porn of it.

34.1. No exceptions

35. If no porn is found of it, it will be made.

36. There will always be more drama than what you just saw.

37. Anime is cringe.

38. Today will be gone soon.

39. Pablo

40. All your pictures were obviously Photoshopped. No Exceptions.

41. Old Discord was better

42. Ignore rule 2

Written by CanBeChucky

"The Rules of Discord"
The Rules of Discord (Pt 2)

The Rules of Discord
Shall not be Tampered with
- Sun Tzu "The Art of War"
by CanBeChucky January 1, 2022
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discord

discord is a disagreement of 2 different people
Discord is not a good thing -Vsauce
by nonojco April 20, 2022
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lowest on discord

zayhs/zaze is the lowest on discord due to using ripcord and is hardstuck legends on loudlist
lowest on discord
by femboyuwuxd December 22, 2022
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Discord Bot Day

December 12th is Discord Bot Day. Where all bots are allowed to abuse their own commands, not let any user use them and ban everyone for no reason.
Discord server user 1: December 12th is Discord Bot Day!
Discord server mod 1: Oh shit.
by TheGamer675 December 11, 2020
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