Dildo

When a woman can't find a cock

"I use a dildo because I don't want an bf"

by MeminDemon October 29, 2019

Concrete Dildo

Despite the energy and resources spent to create it, it's not even worth the time to practically use it

"Hey! Did you see the new JC Penny's they just built?"
"Didn't they go bankrupt?"
"Exactly! Another concrete dildo for the neighborhood!"

by blackwolfhell March 4, 2022

Dildo

Something your girl uses when your not around to ride her.

She uses the dildo

by Okeylol123 May 14, 2018

dildo

a thing that looks like a dildo (or a dick)

"That looks like a dildo

by YaboiPAULIEG October 25, 2018

Fucking dildoed

Verb: To get fucked (over), but without the fun.

Intercon security fucking dildoed me this week.

by DeathOnMyMind September 5, 2021

double-sided dildo

Yum

Pack double-sided dildo is really fun

by anonymous October 29, 2020

dildo

A fake dick use for female masturbation

my girlfriend used a dildo

by wienner November 28, 2016