detachable penis

a penis that can be removed and then re-attached.

One day Ben lost his penis while he was high, he didn't know where it went to. It usually hangs to the left, but that day it decided to hang to the right. Well, Ben wasn't smart enough to figure that out. He went upstairs and finally found his penis, and he was happy again. Ben thought he lost it, because he thought he had a detachable penis.

by kee April 7, 2003

Detective Top-dollar Cowboy Cassius Claudius Klar Pinwheel Kane PHDMD (in gynechology and psychology)

A strange young man who can be found lurking in the shadows and who only comes out when necessary.

He keeps very quiet and then will attack you with his mindless, scarring words.

That Detective Top-dollar Cowboy Cassius Claudius Klar Pinwheel Kane PHDMD (in gynechology and psychology)just keeps getting sneakier and sneakier!

by Mallate April 2, 2005

Detroit Thunder Clap

This can only be performed by a full figured, preferable black, woman. While hovering over a man's chest and booty-clapping, she lets out a barrage of shit, spraying it all over the body, bed, walls etc.

I was hooking up with this chick and gave her some chili dawgs with onions, so she gave me a Detroit Thunder Clap.

by Lilac Thirteen December 16, 2011

detective dive

When you sneak out of a class or any place you are not suppose to leave without permission.

I wanted to go home so i did a detective dive out of math
Or
We were just walking past the fire escape when me and Chewit did a detective dive out of schoool

by rentboi May 25, 2005

detrain

A newspeak-esque term QRail train conductors use to describe the act of getting off a train.

Train conductor: Passengers for the Ipswich, Beenleigh and Gold Coast lines, please detrain at Central. Make sure you collect all of your belongings before detraining. Thank you.

Passenger: WTF!?!?

by HumphreyB May 12, 2006

Detargent

In between a detective and a sargent and less capable then the two combined. Most detargents end up working dispatch and drinking heavily or beating their wives in absence of alcohol or children to hit. Most criminals encounter a detargent at the police station will certianly be released due to lack of evidence or professionalism.

I got busted for killing a hooker but it was Detargent Steve who booked me so I got let go

by Rohypnol Rider February 27, 2011

Detricide

To commit suicide by setting fire to yourslef making you burn alive; another word for self immolation.

"You'll never get your fucking autopsy,i'm doing detricide!"

by TheVoidLives23 November 20, 2011