Donkey Knees

When you have explosive diarrhea to the point that you drop to your knees in pain.

Hey, dude why weren't you at Lillie's party last night?
Sorry dude I had Donkey knees!

by AlphaShitMan April 10, 2021

Donkey-lipping

When one eats like a donkey, using their large lips to engulf food.

Bro you're really donkey-lipping that banana.

by shrekndanke September 3, 2023

Purple donkey

A educational and entertaining content creator

Oh man, AjFry is such a purple donkey

by Largehorsecock June 1, 2021

Fire donkey

When a girl bites a guys.... wiggly stick , and the blood mixes with his Sweetwater and she drinks it , he has been given a fire donkey

Garrett got such a fire donkey from that crimson chick

by Jigglykayak February 8, 2018

Donkey Sombrero

The work friendly phrase to use instead of asshat (sitting on someones head).

Watch out for that new female boss. So she not offended lets give her an asshat and call it a donkey sombrero.

by ch8882002usnavy August 23, 2010

donkey asshole

something to rape

Person 1: Should we penetrate that donkey asshole?
Person 2: no, we should rape it
Person 3: Will our kids be centaurs?
Person 2: yes
Everyone: Cheers with happiness and joy because the get to rape a donkey asshole

by Donkey fucker 69 March 4, 2022

Swamp Donkey

A fat, heinous woman with a fupa and putrid gash stench that goes to bars to take sexual advantage of too-drunk-to-know-better men.

Josh did not have a good time when he was accosted by a swamp donkey

by SF42 October 4, 2018