Discord Friend

It's the step below the friend zone, that is fortified when said person tries to impress you with a PLC. Such a person also failed the Edwards Test three times by not studying how to tie a noose the night before the exam.

Hey, if you keep telling me how I need to take a course in getting bitches, I'll demote you to discord friend.

by ejmck123 May 21, 2020

Discord

a place for weird peoples that didn't fell a women in there life

Female:do you have discord
A guy that have discord: yes
Female:run away

by Snolik July 20, 2021

Discord

A service/app that has calls and messaging. As well as servers, which allow likeminded people to share their thoughts.

What's your user on Discord.

by Burbo the Birb April 20, 2022

Discord

A place where you can find anything, literally anything

Person 1: How do I find out who’s the 26th president?
Person 2: Discord

by Jonaz_Potato July 15, 2022

Discord Turnt

When the squad cannot gather at a function, the squad resorts to discord to get turnt (See definition of turnt). Getting turnt on discord encompasses drinking several pbr's while sitting at your desk, wearing gaming headphones and hitting the dab pen at least 5 times. After all of this has been achieved you will have been swallowed by the turnt sauce (see turnt sauce).

"Fuck Chad, my mom has covid. We can't have a ragey rager at my house."

"That's okay Brad, we can get Discord turnt."

by Sid420 November 7, 2020

Discord Bot Manager Day

December the 11th is Discord Bot Manager Day.
On this date all Discord Bot Managers are allowed to permanent ban all people for the month so that they can have a nice nice and relaxed month of no spams in DM's about broken discord bots.

Man, Discord Bot Manager Day is in a few days and I cant wait to ban everyone for a month!

by DiscordBotManager December 9, 2020

lag(discord user)

Me

Oh yea that's me lag(discord user)

by Lagofficial July 31, 2020