Sloppy Dallas

A sexual favor given by your girl involving her packing a fat lip and then proceeding to suck you off

"Hey Matt, you in the mood for a Sloppy Dallas?"
"Babe, I've told you this a million times, I don't want my dick to look like I just fucked a lawn mower bag."

by The Pillsbury Doughboy Laugh October 16, 2020

sloppy dallas

A blow job with a mouth full of dip
Originated by Mcnasty,Soup,Doo and Blarg

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by anonymous October 15, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

You girlfriend/sister packs two fat lips with Copenhagen and gives you a vigorous blow job

“Hey can we try that sloppy Dallas thing you learned at a truck stop”

by Moistcumsandwich April 24, 2021

Sloppy Dallas

S€X talk for a blow job with a mouth-full of dip. Preferably ranch dip.

"I heard that Eric received a Sloppy Dallas from another girl."

by MellowPlace October 15, 2020

sloppy dallas

It's like a blowjob but with a mouth full of dip, basically it would look like a turd on your shaft.

Girlfriend: Hey babe want me to do a sloppy dallas?
Boyfriend: Hell no my dick looked like a turd for a week.

by RogueNate007 October 15, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

A blowjob where the giver has a mouth full of dip.

Example 1:

Guy 1: She gave me head, but she had a mouth full of Skoal.
Guy 2: Oh man, she gave you a Sloppy Dallas.

Example 2:
Guy 1: Billy Jim offered me a blowjob for some Taco Bell, but he has dip in his mouth.
Guy 2: Ah hell man, that would have been one helluva Sloppy Dallas.

by Eli Witty October 16, 2020

sloppy dallas

Giving someone head with a mouth full of dip

Guys , she just gave me the best sloppy dallas I've ever had

by CRUSTYONTOP October 15, 2020