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cybernarcissistic

Condition characterized by incessant and compulsive self- googling, browsing tagged pictures of oneself, and seeking out any and all information pertaining to oneself listed in social media or any other online site. For musicians this can include compulsively analyzing ones' own Pandora station.
My bf is cybernarcissistic, she googles her own name every two hours.
by Quixotista August 18, 2011
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Cyberginity

That which is lost after having cyber sex for the first time.
I lost my cyberginity last night and it was amazing!
by Meliqua April 28, 2011
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Cyberdouche

a douche that sits behind a keyboard in his parents basement and fucks with people cause his acne is too bad to do it in public
- This dude kept saying that he wanted to eat my asshole on Facebook. He is such a cyberdouche.
by ChatroomBot October 19, 2011
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cyber shy

A person who is apprehensive about using the internet for everyday conveniences for fear of repercussions like cyber bullying, identity theft or just looking stoonpid.

Being cyber shy is usually unwarranted and is often motivated by the fear of the unknown.
a) Barry refuses to use online banking as he's a little cyber shy.

b) Rhonda only lurks on social networking sites and is afraid to post because she is cyber shy.

c) Therese won't use facebook because she is cyber shy and doesn't understand that she has control over who can search her name and see her profile.
by Luci Lockette June 22, 2011
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cyberworker

My job got outsourced to a cyberworker in India.
by iamthemandarin November 17, 2011
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Cybersolitude

When a social object such as status update, picture, video, etc. that remains unliked and uncommented upon.
I posted a picture of my new haircut days ago but it remains in cybersolitude. I'm going to kill myself now.
by pdx83 November 30, 2011
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Cyberdickery

A collective term for the flagrant and deliberate misuse of a computer and/or the internet, including (but not limited to) e-mail and comment spam, spyware, viruses, password harvesting, and the like.

Refers specifically to the kind of dickish behavior that is only able to exist because of computers. For example, simply e-mailing a dickish letter to a single person would not qualify as cyberdickery because that person could have, in bygone centuries, just as easily sent that dickish letter via paper mail. Writing a dickish letter and sending it to ten million people, however, is something only made practical by the advent of e-mail, and is a classic example of cyberdickery.
Setting up and maintaining a mailing list would be easy if it weren't for all the rampant cyberdickery in the world.
by PurpleNinjaGirl December 6, 2011
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