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Blackout City Creampie Surprise

Slang; origin, Dublin's southside. Involves getting so shitfaced that you completely forget about how you creampie surprised that lucky person the night before, until reminded about it later on the next day.
"Holy shit, I can't believe I fucked up again last night and gave that ugly bitch a Blackout City Creampie Surprise, let's hope she's clean."
by Sconson October 26, 2009
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CreamPuff

The act of nutting in between a woman's butt cheeks while she is sleeping and letting it "bake" all night under the covers, so that she awakes to find a crusty cream filled surprise.
(yell coming from the bathroom)Woman: WTF, why the hell is my ass crusty! Did you jizz in my ass last night?!

Guy: ROFLMFAO xD CREAMPUFF!
by Altermann90 August 24, 2011
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Creeper Call

When a couple skype call but can't talk to each other. They end up watching each other while they type.
My roommate was sleeping but i wanted to see my boyfriend so we creeper called.
by Musicalyn February 21, 2011
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Creeper

A vehicle through which everyone dumps their emotional shit.
Creeper: "I love her." That's what he said! Isn't that embarrassing.

Woman: Really! I'm done with you for saying that.
by Ereck Flowers February 16, 2015
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feature creep

The progressive addition of requirements into a project (especially software) after the specification has been completed. This can result in bloat and an end product that seems to have lots of extra bits attached with duct tape.

This is often caused by managers or consultants that do not have a clear view of what product development entails and start sentences with "How easy would it be to..."
Just to warn you: Will is the king of feature creep. If he suggests another feature to you, tell him to run it by me first. That'll calm him down.
by correctionalshoesboy July 9, 2004
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Corsage Creepage

The wedding phenomenon where allocating one corsage means allocating another. If not kept firmly in check, the toilet attendants and distant relatives become adorned too.
Kathrine: "Zyborg needs a rose in his button-hole"
Frogg: "You are quite right, and his girlfriend should have one too then. Was Zyborg the chap selling car insurance in the queue at the Registry Office yesterday?"
Kathrine: "I thought he was the guy who delivered the tables?"
Frogg: "Best we give them corsages to be sure."
Kathrine: "Do you think there may be some corsage creepage going on here?"
by Rob Haesloop October 17, 2005
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weenis creeper

the person who randomly strokes your elbow, catching you off guard and feeling a bit molested.
Geez Mark! Don't be such a weenis creeper!
by Sprattikus April 16, 2011
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