Cracked phone

Take somebody's phone, then take a picture of somebody's ass, set it as the home screen, and change the language on the phone.

Person A: Why is there a picture of somebody's bare ass on my phone and why is everything in Japanese now?

Person B: Ha! You got a cracked phone

by shotgunsteve April 12, 2021

cracked cheese

A broken person

1- ayo jonny is kinda a cracked cheese

2- yeah he gots no fucking monke drip

by monke drip boi January 24, 2022

crack tracking

Verb: 'Crack Tracking', the term is used to describe someone smuggling crack across state borders.

Define: I wonder if that sketchy looking cunt who is filling up their car at that servo is Crack Tracking?

by ThatCuntHole January 3, 2016

crack-head

ninety-percent of the people who live in florida. especially fucking jacksonville.

oh yeah. that's a crack-head if i've ever seen one.

by connie ronnie July 8, 2019

crack a happy

When the male reproductive organ becomes erect.

guy1:dude when i was talking to Danielle i almost cracked a happy.
guy2:Haha, that would of sucked dude. To crack a happy in public is embarrassing.

Alternate names: Woody, boner, prof. stiffy, rod, ect...

by Keller Brewer March 26, 2008

Blood Crack

Slang term for menstruating vagina

Jill needed to buy feminine hygiene products for her blood crack.

by Phil Maholynn March 16, 2023

crack whore

a girl who just woke up, hasn't showered, and looks like she does sexual favors for crack, cocaine, or any other methamphetamines.

steven: jessica you look like a crack whore

by AK-85 April 22, 2006