The butt-crack like shape within the triangle of a neck-tie when tied by incompetent tyers. Is often a sign of amateur tying or careless tying demonstrated by people in too much hurry to get to their important tie-demanding jobs.
Is that a plumber unclogging chest hair from Peter's collar? No wait, it's just a tie crack. He sure is a hairy bastard though.
by lobo_the_hobo April 1, 2009
Get the tie crackmug. How was the date?
Ol' girl had a severe case of the chia-crack. Had to take a weed whacker to it just to get some play.
Ol' girl had a severe case of the chia-crack. Had to take a weed whacker to it just to get some play.
by Hermitwise Gamgee November 7, 2011
Get the chia-crackmug. by monke drip boi January 24, 2022
Get the cracked cheesemug. Take somebody's phone, then take a picture of somebody's ass, set it as the home screen, and change the language on the phone.
Person A: Why is there a picture of somebody's bare ass on my phone and why is everything in Japanese now?
Person B: Ha! You got a cracked phone
Person B: Ha! You got a cracked phone
by shotgunsteve April 12, 2021
Get the Cracked phonemug. by Phil Maholynn March 16, 2023
Get the Blood Crackmug. guy1:dude when i was talking to Danielle i almost cracked a happy.
guy2:Haha, that would of sucked dude. To crack a happy in public is embarrassing.
Alternate names: Woody, boner, prof. stiffy, rod, ect...
guy2:Haha, that would of sucked dude. To crack a happy in public is embarrassing.
Alternate names: Woody, boner, prof. stiffy, rod, ect...
by Keller Brewer March 26, 2008
Get the crack a happymug. Slang for Jack in the Box.
by G. Thomas July 26, 2006
Get the Whack in the Crackmug.